Wooden Souvenir
Words by Simon Neil
You got the blu-hoo-hoos
You use them from memory
You’re so confu-hoo-hoosed
Re-charge your batteries
The queen must take her wand
And all’s restored
And then a valium, well
You get to choo-hoo-hoose from sadness and happiness
Baby go boo-hoo-hoo, it’s just my mentality
The queen has changed the turn to rend
We’ll make a more dramatic ending
I bet you love all the things
You’re always in the back on
Every misadventure
Find a car, and drive it home
There’s wooden souvenirs for all but one
You got the blu-hoo-hoos
You use them from memory
You’re so confused
Re-charge your batteries
The queen must take her wand
And all’s restored
And then a valium, well
I bet you love all the things
You’re always in the back on
Every misadventure
Find a car, and drive it home
There’s wooden souvenirs from all but one
I bet you love all the things
You’re always in the back of
Every misadventure
Find a car, and drive it home
There’s wooden souvenirs from all but one